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• Read Andy Borowitz's New Bestseller with This Free App « Borowitz ...

  05/13/2012

  “Andy Borowitz is the funniest human on Twitter, and that's not mean praise… This funny book has a sneaky emotional gravity… his small book becomes a rather large love story.” – Dwight Garner, The New York Times ...

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  05/11/2012

  An Unexpected Twist: A true story by Andy Borowitz, The #1 Bestseller, ... NEW YORK – (The Borowitz Report) – Today, presumptive GOP nominee Mitt Romney released the following open letter to the American people: ...

• Andy Borowitz: North Carolina Weighs Ban on Electricity, Soap

  05/9/2012

  NORTH CAROLINA (The Borowitz Report) May 9, 2012 – Flush with victory from yesterday's statewide vote, supporters of North Carolina's Amendment One today moved forward with a bold proposal to ban electricity and ...

• Andy Borowitz: Why Mitt Romney is No Longer the Worst Person in ...

  05/8/2012

  NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) May 8, 2012 - The following open letter to America was published today by former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum: My Fellow Americans: I am writing to you today to endorse Mitt ...

• Andy Borowitz: Romney Pays Surprise Visit to his Money in the ...

  05/3/2012

  CAYMAN ISLANDS (The Borowitz Report) May 3, 2012 - In an uncharacteristically emotional scene for the presumptive GOP nominee, Mitt Romney today paid a surprise visit to his money in the Cayman Islands. Speaking in ...